Comments on Bannable Offenses: Irony Much?

...yeah........................ thats about all i ...

2007-01-04T08:02:00.000-08:00

...yeah........................ thats about all i got.

Hi, i'm just here to defend James and his friend. ...

2006-12-27T16:27:00.000-08:00

Hi, i'm just here to defend James and his friend. No, i'm not james, anyways, it's not funny to say such things and waste ur time reading about him, sure go and enjoy yourself, by the way, by saying that someone is a retard, means he really sucks at english. And anyways, the people that keep saying you fail at life! ya sure, you havn't meeted them yet. My brother gave me this adress, and i went in on it, and readed about the things James said. I can't really understand how you can defend [GM]Dave, you all know it's not for real, seriously. I think he's just a stupid fag never reached level 75 and kept bragging that he's a GM, i bet you heard a Gm's problem and decided to start a blogg about it, you can't say people fail at life, i mean wtf. Your working in a game for god sake. You're the one that fail at life. I bet most will defend [Newbie]Dave, and say that i fail at life etc. Sure say that, but it's not true. I have a wonderful life. By the way i'm from sweden, make up something about that, please. I mean you keep making up things, just make up something else about this post.

By the way Dave, you sir, fail at life. That ain't a lie anyways, sorry.
Gl with your thief or whatever class you're playing, james.
Be happy that you got so many comments, liar. Hope a girl rapes you, loser.

By the way, Jennifer, yes you, you look like shit, seriously, i bet you lost your virganity with a loser like dave.

Hi, i'm just here to defend James and his friend. ...

2006-12-27T16:26:00.000-08:00

so [GM]Dave isnt real?

2006-12-16T17:05:00.000-08:00

so [GM]Dave isnt real?

Seriously.. that is even more retarded than thoose...

2006-12-16T16:08:00.000-08:00

Seriously.. that is even more retarded than thoose guys denying that they're using telewhore bots..

The sentence "Dear sir/madam" made the "we would like to adcvertise.."-part visible miles away..

Stupidity is like a well.. you just keep diggin' and diggin'..

token: its always been obvious, dosent hurt to for...

2006-12-15T13:19:00.000-08:00

token: its always been obvious, dosent hurt to forget that from time to time right? if you ignore the blatant fact, then it makes the stories just that bit much funnier.

It's been 10 days since we had a blog. I'm having...

2006-12-15T12:07:00.000-08:00

It's been 10 days since we had a blog. I'm having withdrawals :(

ok for those of you who dont know. [GM]Dave is not...

2006-12-15T08:51:00.000-08:00

ok for those of you who dont know. [GM]Dave is not a GM. his game name is toadyn. he is a lvl62 dragoon on the pheonix server. he has a daughter not a son. his LS is shirtninjas. look him on on vanadiel dreams or whatever that website is. basically they are laughing at you for thinking he is still real after all this time. doesnt mean his stories aren't funny. but seeing as he seems done with this blog you may as well know the truth. any questions? just look him up.

Dear [GM]Dave,I've been a good this year and i hav...

2006-12-14T08:00:00.000-08:00

Dear [GM]Dave,

I've been a good this year and i haven't made any "retarded" GM calls this year. I've been reading your blogs and they're really hilarious. But a friend, Sehraphin, of mine on the Fenrir server doesn't believe you're real and that you're faking most of your blogs. and that there's no way there could be a GM that cruel...O_O >_< O_O. so started to ask my friends if they ever encountered a GM called Dave. none had! so i begun to ask myself if [GM]Dave was real or not... either that or Fenrir server hasn't face your gentle "kindness" yet. Please make us believe in something!

-Sakura

ps. he doesn't believe in santa... >_>

could always help in the "kill them all" plan.. id...

2006-12-11T13:24:00.000-08:00

could always help in the "kill them all" plan.. idk.. can't realy get past that part..

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what? it's a good plan!

holla back toadyn!

2006-12-08T09:32:00.000-08:00

holla back toadyn!

So funny how gil sellers get banned so fast :( the...

2006-12-07T04:28:00.000-08:00

So funny how gil sellers get banned so fast :( they take the fun out of FFXI >.< go dave :)

Right, so they contact the person being known amon...

2006-12-05T23:17:00.000-08:00

Right, so they contact the person being known amongs most players as the GM who not only ban people, but also does all in his power to make the life of the morons he bans a misery. and they want to post ads, breaking the ToS?

Wish i get a job as Blizz GM, just spawn Elites on the gold farming bots. Being as oblivious as they are, they wont notice.

Now you can take care of these gilsell sites and h...

2006-12-05T18:28:00.000-08:00

Now you can take care of these gilsell sites and have chance to show off at work.

Just share with us their emailaddresses and lets bombard their server! They deserve a compliment for their stupidity. A new level of retardism has been discovered.

Email adress please. Server ash is fun.

2006-12-05T17:02:00.000-08:00

Email adress please. Server ash is fun.

Darn, they haven't sent me that yet. I'm not famo...

2006-12-05T16:51:00.000-08:00

Darn, they haven't sent me that yet. I'm not famous enough, LOL.

I guess that just goes to show the ineffectiveness...

2006-12-05T15:34:00.000-08:00

I guess that just goes to show the ineffectiveness of spam. If you just Google "blogs and MMORPG" and send those to every blog you find, the odds of trying to advertise with one of your biggest nemises is high.

LAWLI only wish I had [GM]Dave's powers but in WoW...

2006-12-05T15:20:00.000-08:00

LAWL

I only wish I had [GM]Dave's powers but in WoW. Then I could find gold sellers pretty fast.

Me thinks it's time for a summoning of Onyxia!

Ark

ga...gaa....gaaaaaah.... I think my brain got hurt...

2006-12-05T14:04:00.000-08:00

ga...gaa....gaaaaaah.... I think my brain got hurt... Go away! Evil people.

Ow.That hurt my brain.I love hating retarded peopl...

2006-12-05T13:21:00.000-08:00

Ow.

That hurt my brain.

I love hating retarded people.

"Dear Sir/Madam: We are impressed by your blog's e...

2006-12-05T12:41:00.000-08:00

"Dear Sir/Madam: We are impressed by your blog's enhanced design and navigation. Could we advertize on your blog? {Moron's Website Name} is a leading provider of virtual currency..." *pause for fit of uncontrollable laughter*

Some people need to learn to read.

Answer: Certainly! But for purposes of full disclo...

2006-12-05T10:15:00.000-08:00

Answer: Certainly! But for purposes of full disclosure, I will need the names of all the characters in the games your company uses, as well as all the names of characters of your 100,000 clients. I also will require your credit card numbers, your bank account numbers and names of the lending institutions, and social security numbers. Once I have this information, we can get to work....

i cuh holla a dat mah nizzlacks! holla!

2006-12-05T09:01:00.000-08:00

i cuh holla a dat mah nizzlacks! holla!

I got that too! o.O;

2006-12-05T08:33:00.000-08:00

I got that too! o.O;

I think I just wet myself. Too much funny :O

2006-12-05T08:07:00.000-08:00

I think I just wet myself. Too much funny :O