Comments on Bannable Offenses: The Ass Hat

so if I make a stupid gm request what are the odds...

2008-03-12T11:10:00.000-07:00

so if I make a stupid gm request what are the odds your going to show up and make me feel like a moron for trying? I have only used a gm call once and that was for a really dumbass item as well it turns out. I just hadn't looked around enough to get it on my own. Maybe GM's should be renamed "Dumbass Moderators" (DM)

:)

See, the only problem I have here is that the good...

2008-02-07T07:30:00.000-08:00

See, the only problem I have here is that the good stuff is whiskey

Very nice! I like it. office chairs

2006-10-31T14:34:00.000-08:00

Very nice! I like it. office chairs

But.. I LOVE the great pumpkin D: I would wear it ...

2006-10-22T20:00:00.000-07:00

But.. I LOVE the great pumpkin D: I would wear it as a hat.

I want a hat!I don't play FF, but I like hats.

2006-10-22T19:07:00.000-07:00

I want a hat!

I don't play FF, but I like hats.

Great one today, Dave. Good to see eve Jormy gets ...

2006-10-22T18:56:00.000-07:00

Great one today, Dave. Good to see eve Jormy gets into the event.

Last year, it was my first time at the Harvest Festival. I was just playing the game for a month and was residing in Bastok for days, raising fame by doing quests to eventually be able to get the Warp scroll. Some of the items that the ghosts and skeletons gave had Warp on them. It was fun using them whilst I did not have the Warp scroll yet, but after I got it, the staves collected dust in my storage space.

But I am lazy, and I still have them. Yesterday, I took out one of the staves which had a limited amount of times it could be used and I used them all up.

I like this holiday. it was my first on FFXI and free items are always great.

Oh, I love that! Uses: 1/1 -- Teleport: Jormy - L...

2006-10-22T14:52:00.000-07:00

Oh, I love that! Uses: 1/1 -- Teleport: Jormy - Lose Y XP. (Y = amount needed to de-level)

You should've put Jormy in a Moogle costume, with name "Event Moogle" just for him to run up and talk to, and when Target PC talks to Moogle, it reveals its true nature as the evil Event Moogle is exorcised, and then Jormy has lunch. xD

[GM]Dave>> Trick or treat.Jormungand hits Player f...

2006-10-22T14:21:00.000-07:00

[GM]Dave>> Trick or treat.

Jormungand hits Player for 16,863 points of damage.
Player was defeated by Jormungand.
Player falls to level 47.

Every time damage happens, I can't help but think of a funny sound effect for it, like a very loud WHOMP!

Trick or treat. *WHOMP!*

Lococolt... Its the same reason people put the Gal...

2006-10-22T05:50:00.000-07:00

Lococolt... Its the same reason people put the Galkan guard in Port Jeuno that paces back and forth on /follow. The NPCs won't gear-change on them and send them running off into the middle of nowhere.

And they think they are "being cool" because they can put an NPC on follow.

About the events... I like them. Yeah.. I'm crazy.. but they are fun. Alot of my irl friends are just starting to play the game, so its something to do with them, other than get harrassed for a PL.

Why do people use the {/follow} command on the gho...

2006-10-22T01:51:00.000-07:00

Why do people use the {/follow} command on the ghosts and then go afk for hours on end, creating a massive and unnecessary train of moronic mentally challenged characters in their wake?

...clear to me that he had bought his account, and...

2006-10-21T23:15:00.000-07:00

...clear to me that he had bought his account, and I directed him towards the far north end of Beaucedine Glacier...

Huh, had a Dave moment huh?

Seriously, I can't wait 'till I run into another account buyer. they always say something stupid that tips you off.

Then again, I've seen players that have been on the game for years and still say something stupid...

On to the events. The First and last event I ever participated in was Summerfest the first time it was in the US. got two of the body pieces. In the long run, I realized I wasted most of my time. Here are the pros and cons of events:

Pros: Jeuno doesn't lag!
Con: All the start cities lag.

Pro: Less competition for EXP monsters/parties.
Con: Less Parties in general.

I say they can chill and do the events. but the problem is, most people go ape shit when one happens.

The only event I regretted not doing was the one to get the "Lucky Egg"

Jormy likes Halloween too! :D

2006-10-21T21:16:00.000-07:00

Jormy likes Halloween too! :D