Comments on Bannable Offenses: [GM]Dave Goes Multilingual

hey everyone, Im a canadian, living in Quebec (yes...

2008-01-20T10:56:00.000-08:00

hey everyone, Im a canadian, living in Quebec (yes, to you americans that is what you would call 'French Canada') my father is decendant from brits and scots where as my mother is from french.. i have never spoken a single word of french until i was bout 8 or 9. and to this day, of almost to the age of 21 i STILL get my masculine and feminine wrong.. i always use un or une at the wrong times bcuz theres just WAY too many acceptions. and everytime i use vous to strangers sometimes they laugh and say please, just say tu or my name _____ so you see.. most of us english folk get corrected on being right in the first place and i guess thats what theyre teaching the kids of today.. -sighs- its really complicated.. so, stick with english is what i would say! [GM]Dave rules us all~ ^_^

Reeree indicates that that the use of the babelfis...

2006-08-05T01:10:00.000-07:00

Reeree indicates that that the use of the babelfish to obtain translations will obtain to you only in the trouble because the babelfish is run by miniatures with the cups of dixie attached by cord.

I do not think who am right. I think that they use fishing tackles.

Translated by Babelfish.

Nice!!!!

2006-08-04T12:19:00.000-07:00

Nice!!!!

Wark! ROTFLCOPTER! :)

2006-08-04T07:17:00.000-07:00

Wark! ROTFLCOPTER! :)

I'm mildy disturbed that [GM]Dave made an actual e...

2006-08-04T01:40:00.000-07:00

I'm mildy disturbed that [GM]Dave made an actual effort and went out of his way to accomadate a player.

Bablefishing and everything...

Funny, but very creepy...

Click on French to English...It right obtaining to...

2006-08-04T01:13:00.000-07:00

Click on French to English...

It right obtaining to you is had.

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I sound like I should be writing for Mysterytour.

Hehehehe! I lost a few ounces of soda at that statment, and by "lost" I mean
"spit out if my mouth" Oh, man that was Great.

Concerning the "tu", many people on Internet use t...

2006-08-04T00:50:00.000-07:00

Concerning the "tu", many people on Internet use this form to talk, even when speaking to complete stranger. Although it's not recommanded to do it with people like GMs (especially GM[Dave]), it's not that uncommon.
And, hu, the player must not be French either. He twice used "une" instead of "un". "monstre" et "imbécile" are both masculine, so it should be "un monstre" and "un imbécile".
But anyway, I guess nobody cares :p Keep writing thoses great stories, Dave !

Oh geez... I never thought that taking high-school...

2006-08-03T17:07:00.000-07:00

Oh geez... I never thought that taking high-school French would help me get more out of this blog.

XD

Another brilliant entry, and good luck killing your brain. I'd suggest setting the alcohol on fire and pouring it in your ear.

Same. Although, 'vous etes un imbecile' would soun...

2006-08-03T14:45:00.000-07:00

Same. Although, 'vous etes un imbecile' would sound strange: "You, sir, are an imbecile!".

As for speaking chocobo... Wark? Wark, wark WARK? Wark WARK wark? WARK!!!!!!!!!!

Player>> Tu es une imbecile.What?!? He said "Tu" ...

2006-08-03T14:04:00.000-07:00

Player>> Tu es une imbecile.

What?!? He said "Tu" instead of "Vous"?!? Adressing someone in that familiarized form in french to a stranger is extremely rude!

I hope there's still time to give him the deluxe package.