Comments on Bannable Offenses: Valkurm DOOM

My favorite Valkurm Retardation experience is the ...

2008-06-18T15:23:00.000-07:00

My favorite Valkurm Retardation experience is the WAR that refused to Provoke.

"If I voke, then the monsters will attack me."
"That's the point of being the tank."
"But no one is healing me when we fight!"
"Well the WHM would heal you if the monsters would stop attacking him long enough so that he wouldn't have to heal himself. That's where you and your vokes come in. Do you see where we're headed with this now?"

Player3>> Lvl 14 RDM/ 5 WAR looking for group.Play...

2006-07-28T16:53:00.000-07:00

Player3>> Lvl 14 RDM/ 5 WAR looking for group.
Player4>> Level your sub, you n00b.
Player4>> Level 16 BLM/ 6 MNK looking for group.

That bit really cracked me up!

egh. there is a reason ive been playing for a whol...

2006-07-28T09:46:00.000-07:00

egh. there is a reason ive been playing for a whole month and not got past lvl 18.

Valkurm Dunes is that reason.

close enough to the same for me. though when lving...

2006-07-28T04:11:00.000-07:00

close enough to the same for me. though when lving the other jobs aka new ones i found another trend.. that would be power levelers.. and not just a few every party must have one it is a new dune ideal.. bring in a high lv person so you get out of the dunes in a day or so.. 7lv's in one party.. it was soo boring.. I'm a blu.. blm lv 73 tells me stop drawing hate.. but I'm not I'm just hitting the fker .. stop Using all my mp noob... ok then you will kill it right? .. no I can't do damage to it..

heh. now when the party ended I came back as a 75 rdm and showed what real poerleveing is.. heh.. my style..

noob rng: cast haste on me now!
kerensky: why?
noob2 pld: don't listen to him cast it on me I'm the tank!
noob3 mnk: ya he is the tank but I'm the dd I need it, it's not like you can kill it.
(now this is where they are wrong)
kerensky cast blazespikes
kerensky cast cure IV
kerensky cast cure IV
kerensky cast cure IV
kerensky: now that I have agro and will keep it I think I have killed it.. and your xp from the mob any more compaints? I see not.

acualy they did so I left them to die.. that is play on their own.

remimber power lving is wrong don't pwr lv noobs.

Hate valkurm. once I got NIN to it, I hat the plea...

2006-07-28T01:57:00.000-07:00

Hate valkurm. once I got NIN to it, I hat the pleasure of being in a party with a SMN..../WAR.... at least his sub was leveled, but he had no avatars and was fighting with a staff.... I left that party... ok, so I blew myself up, forced DC and went to go beat up on some small carby-like animals.

Not to mention the sheer number of PLs in the dunes... god, I say you can only be PLed if you have at least one job 30+, and got it there without a PL.... Seriously, if I hear the phrase "Wow, we're getting good EXP even without a PL" at level 45 again, I'm going to scream...

I can't wait till Dave gets to the Jungle and come...

2006-07-28T01:01:00.000-07:00

I can't wait till Dave gets to the Jungle and comes face to face with the dreaded Goblin Smithy.

thats why i solo'd DRG to 18.oh and Razmo, Quifim ...

2006-07-27T22:51:00.000-07:00

thats why i solo'd DRG to 18.

oh and Razmo, Quifim can be fun with a good party, as long as the puller doesnt wind up bringing 5 pugil back to camp instead of 1...

Not as bad as a level 12 RDM Tarutaru tanking. Th...

2006-07-27T20:57:00.000-07:00

Not as bad as a level 12 RDM Tarutaru tanking. That was my first experience in Valkurm. I deleveled to 10 before I decided to scrap the Taru and quit FFXI. Here I am two years later. ^^;; Still playing it.