<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post115344765416974376..comments</id><updated>2026-07-19T01:59:33.952-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Comments on Bannable Offenses: Dear Lord, SHUT UP!</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/feeds/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/115344765416974376/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2006/07/dear-lord-shut-up.html'/><link rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/"/><author><name>Goblin Smithy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06988847269710312122</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>8</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-115352445127524167</id><published>2006-07-21T16:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-21T16:27:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Some day, I hope to be as famous as [GM]Dave, beca...</title><content type='html'>Some day, I hope to be as famous as [GM]Dave, because then Walmart and McDonalds would go out of business as all the retards abandoned their regular tard duties to come orbit around us making those rubber-ducky squeek tard noises. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;It&#39;d be like a day at the carnival, because my boss is leveling up bonecrafting making guns. I bet I could win the giant Mandragora plushie. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;But it&#39;s not like winning is important. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Reloading, that&#39;s what&#39;s important. And wearing a raincoat.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/115344765416974376/comments/default/115352445127524167'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/115344765416974376/comments/default/115352445127524167'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2006/07/dear-lord-shut-up.html?showComment=1153524420000#c115352445127524167' title=''/><author><name>Reeree</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/05115101077933220986</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6223/2736/1600/Reeree.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2006/07/dear-lord-shut-up.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-115344765416974376' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/115344765416974376' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-649532218"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="4:27 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-115351739080611386</id><published>2006-07-21T14:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-21T14:29:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Whine-Won&#39;t-Shut-Up,Thanks for the Scorpion Harnes...</title><content type='html'>Whine-Won&#39;t-Shut-Up,&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Thanks for the Scorpion Harness +1 I bought from you at the AH for 1 gil. I feel like I overpaid, but since you probably spent 250 gil to put it on auction, I appreciate your generocity. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I can&#39;t wear it, but I can probably sell it for millions.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/115344765416974376/comments/default/115351739080611386'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/115344765416974376/comments/default/115351739080611386'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2006/07/dear-lord-shut-up.html?showComment=1153517340000#c115351739080611386' title=''/><author><name>Reeree</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/05115101077933220986</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6223/2736/1600/Reeree.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2006/07/dear-lord-shut-up.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-115344765416974376' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/115344765416974376' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-649532218"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="2:29 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-115350982238670113</id><published>2006-07-21T12:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-21T12:23:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>[to whywontyouetcetc]Your first post was almost fu...</title><content type='html'>[to whywontyouetcetc]&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Your first post was almost funny. It&#39;s been going downhill since then, and you&#39;re currently somewhere below sea level on the joke-o-meter. Please, stop, you&#39;re only embarrassing yourself further by posting more inane stupidity.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/115344765416974376/comments/default/115350982238670113'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/115344765416974376/comments/default/115350982238670113'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2006/07/dear-lord-shut-up.html?showComment=1153509780000#c115350982238670113' title=''/><author><name>Valle</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/10661794390081846541</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2006/07/dear-lord-shut-up.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-115344765416974376' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/115344765416974376' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-851866405"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="12:23 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-115350728221500680</id><published>2006-07-21T11:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-21T11:41:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>*sigh*  When will people learn - feeding the troll...</title><content type='html'>*sigh*  When will people learn - feeding the trolls is what they want.  They&#39;re mommies don&#39;t give them enough attention.  So they go on the web to get it.  By any means necessary.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/troller.htm</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/115344765416974376/comments/default/115350728221500680'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/115344765416974376/comments/default/115350728221500680'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2006/07/dear-lord-shut-up.html?showComment=1153507260000#c115350728221500680' title=''/><author><name>Texgnome1</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/11026135948503457623</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb204/texgnome1/Calvin01.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2006/07/dear-lord-shut-up.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-115344765416974376' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/115344765416974376' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-2096661628"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="11:41 AM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-115349142011981252</id><published>2006-07-21T07:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-21T07:17:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>[To whywontyoujustshutup]Well welll well, what  do...</title><content type='html'>[To whywontyoujustshutup]&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Well welll well, what &lt;B&gt; do &lt;/B&gt; we have here? You&#39;re asking if people only post here to lick Dave&#39;s ass, and then claim that it&#39;s a valid point. Right. I don&#39;t think you&#39;d notice a valid point if it started ramming your ass with a baseball bat, but that&#39;s probably because you&#39;re an asshole of such immense proportions that it would be kinda like waving a small stick in the Royal Albert Hall.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;The only valid point you have here, is your own posting name in relation to yourself. Guess what genius, you don&#39;t even get &lt;B&gt; that &lt;/B&gt; point. To me, this is merely an observation.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I get the distinct feeling you&#39;re a &quot;my head is horribly bloated and I need to post shit on the internet to feel good about myself&quot; kinda guy.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/115344765416974376/comments/default/115349142011981252'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/115344765416974376/comments/default/115349142011981252'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2006/07/dear-lord-shut-up.html?showComment=1153491420000#c115349142011981252' title=''/><author><name>Valle</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/10661794390081846541</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2006/07/dear-lord-shut-up.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-115344765416974376' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/115344765416974376' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-851866405"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="7:17 AM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-115348520335693785</id><published>2006-07-21T05:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-21T05:33:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>So glad to see the dragon feedings have resumed at...</title><content type='html'>So glad to see the dragon feedings have resumed at regular intervals {read: constantly}.  Thanks Dave.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/115344765416974376/comments/default/115348520335693785'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/115344765416974376/comments/default/115348520335693785'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2006/07/dear-lord-shut-up.html?showComment=1153485180000#c115348520335693785' title=''/><author><name>Texgnome1</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/11026135948503457623</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb204/texgnome1/Calvin01.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2006/07/dear-lord-shut-up.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-115344765416974376' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/115344765416974376' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-2096661628"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="5:33 AM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-115346301608235698</id><published>2006-07-20T23:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-20T23:23:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Maybe if they had adoption papers...</title><content type='html'>Maybe if they had adoption papers...</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/115344765416974376/comments/default/115346301608235698'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/115344765416974376/comments/default/115346301608235698'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2006/07/dear-lord-shut-up.html?showComment=1153462980000#c115346301608235698' title=''/><author><name>REDKINOKO</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/12513385746498034003</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos.friendster.com/photos/20/72/2412702/24887873532039l.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2006/07/dear-lord-shut-up.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-115344765416974376' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/115344765416974376' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-17807939"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="11:23 PM"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-115345245451986376</id><published>2006-07-20T20:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-20T20:27:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>he wouldnt leave it at a simple death. if you read...</title><content type='html'>he wouldnt leave it at a simple death. if you read back some, there have been people who have called just to meet him.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;If i remember correctly they got the deluxe package :P</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/115344765416974376/comments/default/115345245451986376'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/115344765416974376/comments/default/115345245451986376'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2006/07/dear-lord-shut-up.html?showComment=1153452420000#c115345245451986376' title=''/><author><name>creature124</name><uri>https://www.blogger.com/profile/05349329970110519696</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-MoYKFlj-nbD8E_1lBJAkmvhwzSTS9uIXKnVmUanjpo1iIX-sEdbD34FS6RH38fsw3icSpql89Nb3xLZFvTfnqN8g6U-hkIDj-UJ9NMpSV-kexsAEDu5J-Rh5JystR3M/s1600-r/creature124avvy.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2006/07/dear-lord-shut-up.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-115344765416974376' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25324432/posts/default/115344765416974376' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.itemClass" value="pid-652658515"/><gd:extendedProperty name="blogger.displayTime" value="8:27 PM"/></entry></feed>