Comments on Bannable Offenses: Hot Girl On Girl Action

Its always suprising how fucking retarted some peo...

2008-09-19T08:40:00.000-07:00

Its always suprising how fucking retarted some people are.. they either cant read... or can read and just choose to be retarted and that would make them retarted ^2. Oh and "[GM]Dave>> That is so much more gay than having a vagina."

Haha.

Some people are just stupid ._. Others, play girl ...

2006-06-22T13:14:00.000-07:00

Some people are just stupid ._. Others, play girl characters while they're guys in real life. 99% of the time, they're both. Hail Dave! (_ _)

"I wonder how many keyboards I have destroyed in m...

2006-06-22T12:13:00.001-07:00

"I wonder how many keyboards I have destroyed in my time.

If only I could harness this power for evil... "

You wouldn't have to use it for evil. Just think about about it...you could offer the stupids a Deluxe Package +1, destroy their keyboards and never hear from them again!

Or at least, not until mommy went out and bought a new keyboard for them.

2006-06-22T12:13:00.000-07:00

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I wonder how many keyboards I have destroyed in my...

2006-06-22T09:43:00.000-07:00

I wonder how many keyboards I have destroyed in my time.

If only I could harness this power for evil...

You know, its funny. I've heard the FFXI same-sex ...

2006-06-22T02:48:00.000-07:00

You know, its funny. I've heard the FFXI same-sex marriage ban complained about a lot...but why don't the Mithras and Galkas (should they choose to marry) complain about being forced to marry outside their race?

Also,
"[GM]Dave>> There wasn't really a wheel.
[GM]Dave>> That was me going click clack."

Priceless.

2006-06-22T02:46:00.000-07:00

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BTW, The comment by the first Kiwi is not mine. Wh...

2006-06-21T17:53:00.000-07:00

BTW, The comment by the first Kiwi is not mine. What are you stealing my name for?

"Very simple solution, get another content ID, cre...

2006-06-21T17:50:00.000-07:00

"Very simple solution, get another content ID, create a male character to marry your "female" friend's character. If you're committed to your relationship, you'll do it. If you're not, then you won't. Very simple"

Or, you could NOT be lame, and NOT get married in a VIDEO GAME. Seriously, if you don't know someone IRL, why would you want to marry them, in FFXI or otherwise? They could be a middle aged dude playing a Mithra who lives in his mom's basement and beats off while you role-play. That's just nasty.

oh dave you are too good i actually started crying...

2006-06-21T14:41:00.000-07:00

oh dave you are too good i actually started crying i was laughing so hard

/cheer for office space! and for [GM] Dave of cour...

2006-06-21T14:16:00.000-07:00

/cheer for office space! and for [GM] Dave of course.

I'd invite you to my wedding (if it ever happens), but I'm too afraid you'll feed me to a dragon or make my wyvern eat me >.>

[GM]Dave>> Did you put a cover sheet on it?Player>...

2006-06-21T13:20:00.000-07:00

[GM]Dave>> Did you put a cover sheet on it?
Player>> A what?
[GM]Dave>> We sent out a memo about it.

now you are officially a god. that is the best movie ever. well, one of the best movies.

okay, one of my favourite movies that doesnt feature real girl on girl action.

oh and *i* play a female character. for the same reason that player did. the sway of the virtual ass... mmmmm.

are there any actual in game benefits apart from having to pay for the ceremony?

and are the in game divorces proportionally more expensive (as they are in real life?)

I play a Mithra, and I was kinda disappointed abou...

2006-06-21T11:10:00.000-07:00

I play a Mithra, and I was kinda disappointed about the no girl-girl mirages, but I said, oh well, no matrimony (read: Ball and chain) for me and waved it off. However, when you think of the one race that should be able to get married to ANYONE it would be Galka... Read the manual, they are genderless even though they are consider males:

"The Galka reproduce though a form or reincarnation and hence have no specific gender, but are generally considered to be male"

And the fact that Mithra are only female (in the fact you can't play or see a male Mithra) they should at least be able to merry other Mithra ;P

bowchikawowo!

You turned him into Mrs. Smithy!I lol'd, despite m...

2006-06-21T11:07:00.000-07:00

You turned him into Mrs. Smithy!

I lol'd, despite myself. ^_^

Player>> Staring at a guy's ass for 8 hours a day?...

2006-06-21T11:02:00.000-07:00

Player>> Staring at a guy's ass for 8 hours a day?
Player>> I don't know. Seems kind of gay.
[GM]Dave>> Oh yeah.
[GM]Dave>> That is so much more gay than having a vagina.

Perfect.

"Player>> You just spun a wheel![GM]Dave>> There w...

2006-06-21T10:52:00.000-07:00

"Player>> You just spun a wheel!
[GM]Dave>> There wasn't really a wheel.
[GM]Dave>> That was me going click clack."

Right there's where I had to stop reading before my boss heard my laughter and found out I wasn't really doing any work.

Pure brilliance.

hehehehehehehehe that was priceless [GM]Dave! Good...

2006-06-21T10:50:00.001-07:00

hehehehehehehehe that was priceless [GM]Dave! Good work!

Deviously done as always. "Be careful what you wi...

2006-06-21T10:50:00.000-07:00

Deviously done as always. "Be careful what you wish for indeed."

I guess the Goblin won't be giving that Mitha a ri...

2006-06-21T10:37:00.000-07:00

I guess the Goblin won't be giving that Mitha a ride on the "Ole Bone Roller Coaster"

Lovely.