Comments on Bannable Offenses: [GM]Dave: Mediator

More importantly, the great unwashed masses get of...

2006-06-06T17:40:00.000-07:00

More importantly, the great unwashed masses get off on his dick... his being a dick, too.

It's like an olympic event, the synchronized euphoria that comes with the little deaths.

A little bit, yeah.

2006-06-06T16:43:00.000-07:00

A little bit, yeah.

What is it about Dark Knight that turns people int...

2006-06-06T13:45:00.000-07:00

What is it about Dark Knight that turns people into whiny bitches? My boss was told by her linkshell that she needs to level it for a Red Mage subjob, just for the use of Stun - and ever since she's done nothing by bitch bitch bitch about how much she hates the job.

The bitching didn't start right way. Just like the antipathy against all life slowly seeps in when you switch to Black Mage, the emotional dysfunction slowly penetrates the cerebral cortex after switching to Dark Knight.

First, there is a period of "I have a scythe! Woohoo! I can one-shot Easy Prey monsters with my grim reaper stick!" and then she gets a party in the Dunes. "I forgot to bring food! BLU isn't working as a subjob as well as I thought it would! My crossbow bolts always miss! This stupid sythe is so SLOW and it always misses." etc., etc., etc.

Use that big grim reaper stick to slit your wrists. I don't want to hear it.

Thanks for wiping some more bad seed from the eart...

2006-06-06T09:41:00.000-07:00

Thanks for wiping some more bad seed from the earth ;)

Lol, good one [GM]Dave.For whoever asked about the...

2006-06-06T08:03:00.000-07:00

Lol, good one [GM]Dave.

For whoever asked about the names.

I'm going to assume this is the "featuring" in a blog for the donators.

All other blogs have "player" in them.

A famous retard is even worse than a normal one.

Turn down a DRK's accuracy. That's funny.I saw a D...

2006-06-06T05:47:00.000-07:00

Turn down a DRK's accuracy. That's funny.

I saw a Dark Knight get upset the other day. He was so mad, he threw his weapon at the ground.

And missed.

Well of course that was an emergency! I mean, didn...

2006-06-06T01:18:00.000-07:00

Well of course that was an emergency! I mean, didn't you all see how badly that guy needed to be fed to a dragon?

hey hold on - DRKs have some redeeming features.af...

2006-06-05T23:45:00.000-07:00

hey hold on - DRKs have some redeeming features.
after all it takes dedication and patience to whack 100 rabbits with that lame ass rubbersword, Chaosbringer.

hold on. that's not dedication and patience.

that's anal retentiveness.

*whistles innocently* move along folks, nothing to see here

Why would he not use their real names? It's not a...

2006-06-05T23:15:00.000-07:00

Why would he not use their real names? It's not as if he should be protecting the innocent. These people aren't innocent.