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Champions summoned by, well, Summoners duke it out...

2018-12-04T20:57:06.750-08:00

Champions summoned by, well, Summoners duke it out in these Fields of Justice all the while trying to destroy each other's Nexus.

lol account

1. Key next to 'A'.2. Your grasp of the English La...

2006-09-15T15:42:00.000-07:00

1. Key next to 'A'.

2. Your grasp of the English Language is enough to make a Chinese man weep.

3. Contrary to popular belief, the Internet is not populated solely by black people.

4. You gave your character name and server. That's just guaranteed months of hate from [GM]Dave's fans.

5. Same as 4. But instead, [GM]Dave knows where to look if Jormy gets a little hungry.

Andy:PS means Post Scriptum (after the write)BTW m...

2006-05-17T07:37:00.000-07:00

Andy:

PS means Post Scriptum (after the write)
BTW means By The Way

they don't look the same for me, retard!

Davey, one day I'ma kidnap you and keep you in a s...

2006-05-17T06:23:00.000-07:00

Davey, one day I'ma kidnap you and keep you in a shoe box. Then show you off to all my friends. :D You sexy beast, you.

!This is funniest thing I have read all day. Possi...

2006-05-17T03:53:00.000-07:00

!
This is funniest thing I have read all day. Possibly all week.

I'm now in love with you.

Seriously hilarious.

I think it was said best in Clerks, "This job woul...

2006-05-16T23:45:00.000-07:00

I think it was said best in Clerks, "This job would be great, if it weren't for the fucking customers."

P.S. is the time-honored traditional abbreviation ...

2006-05-16T22:41:00.000-07:00

P.S. is the time-honored traditional abbreviation for the Latin "postscriptum" or "Post Script" in English

btw is Internet shorthand for "by the way"

These are not the same thing, and if you cannot wrap your infantile minds around the subtle nuances of the English language, expect yourself to be banned for being retarded sooner or later.

"P.S. btw, you're getting banned for being retarde...

2006-05-16T20:57:00.000-07:00

"P.S. btw, you're getting banned for being retarded."
Are you retarded for saying that? I LOVE your blog so much, I've read 'em all, and loved each one. But honestly, pick between "P.S." and "btw". They are the same thing, in case you haven't noticed.

Other than that, you're completely awesome :D

I love my job.I hate people.AMEN!

2006-05-16T20:47:00.000-07:00

I love my job.

I hate people.

AMEN!