tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post114641089301157141..comments2026-07-19T01:59:33.952-07:00Goblin Smithyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06988847269710312122noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-11498943493346343362022-06-05T18:03:16.636-07:002022-06-05T18:03:16.636-07:00This is awsome love GM Dave Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00058788883723075326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-62832816665383519942015-11-02T05:41:19.191-08:002015-11-02T05:41:19.191-08:00This is beautiful. I don&#39;t know what the kid&#39;s whole story is, but he probably deserved worse anyway.Mercuriohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16395275002991983148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-47714336957005810892007-06-01T13:02:00.000-07:002007-06-01T13:02:00.000-07:00<.< xD T_TKaedetsukahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01973066208686042766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-1167265357486464242006-12-27T16:22:00.000-08:002006-12-27T16:22:00.000-08:00Hi, i'm just here to defend James and his friend. No, i'm not james, anyways, it's not funny to say such things and waste ur time reading about him, sure go and enjoy yourself, by the way, by saying that someone is a retard, means he really sucks at english. And anyways, the people that keep saying you fail at life! ya sure, you havn't meeted them yet. My brother gave me this adress, and i went in on it, and readed about the things James said. I can't really understand how you can defend [GM]Dave, you all know it's not for real, seriously. I think he's just a stupid fag never reached level 75 and kept bragging that he's a GM, i bet you heard a Gm's problem and decided to start a blogg about it, you can't say people fail at life, i mean wtf. Your working in a game for god sake. You're the one that fail at life. I bet most will defend [Newbie]Dave, and say that i fail at life etc. Sure say that, but it's not true. I have a wonderful life. By the way i'm from sweden, make up something about that, please. I mean you keep making up things, just make up something else about this post. <BR/><BR/>By the way Dave, you sir, fail at life. That ain't a lie anyways, sorry. <BR/>Gl with your thief or whatever class you're playing, james. <BR/>Be happy that you got so many comments, liar. Hope a girl rapes you, loser.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-1155233817090651462006-08-10T11:16:00.000-07:002006-08-10T11:16:00.000-07:00Obviously a wannabe BOFH. Problem is, Dave, you're not even that original.jp420https://www.blogger.com/profile/07825689136577416326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-1146586096758222852006-05-02T09:08:00.000-07:002006-05-02T09:08:00.000-07:00Whatever happened to reading it because it was funny?<BR/><BR/>James, who honestly cares if he's real or not, no matter if you prove that he is or not, people will still read the blog. It doesn't really matter wether you want to prove it because you want to get your name out there, people like to read the blog because it's funny.<BR/><BR/>And are you stupid? He already said all the GMs that do know about him just say he isn't real, and those that don't know him say he isn't real, because they think he's not real. They aren't going to tell you if he's real or not.<BR/><BR/>Keep it up [GM]Dave d(^.^d) love the blog~Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18382245386262174148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-1146585941919238742006-05-02T09:05:00.000-07:002006-05-02T09:05:00.000-07:00Real or not,we all love GM[Dave]<BR/>:DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-1146517333973384702006-05-01T14:02:00.000-07:002006-05-01T14:02:00.000-07:00Wow, who knew how much attention a person could get for being retarded.<BR/><BR/>You beat two trees!<BR/><BR/>You know what would be easier that writing stories that people find entertaining? Being a critic.<BR/><BR/>Even if you are a lame critic, you can get your name shouted.<BR/><BR/>Sure, it's shouted in the context of "[name] is a gimp-ass retard" but they might even spell it right. When you can't suckle on your mother's teat anymore, because that's frowned upon after you're 27, then even negative attention is still attention, right?<BR/><BR/>So, if those people didn't get any responses from harassing [GM]Dave, what would they do to reach a climax?Reereehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05115101077933220986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-1146508499412895592006-05-01T11:34:00.000-07:002006-05-01T11:34:00.000-07:00Dangit, that drinking game based on stupid comments would get me SO DRUNK today....Rachellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02501746307013188665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-1146490487161466482006-05-01T06:34:00.000-07:002006-05-01T06:34:00.000-07:00Not gonna comment on the stupidity of some people today. I'm just too tired. <BR/><BR/>Great posts as usual [GM]Dave. You make me smile every single time i come here.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-1146481912404245002006-05-01T04:11:00.000-07:002006-05-01T04:11:00.000-07:00Why James Fails - Vol. 2<BR/><BR/>James,<BR/><BR/>You must be much dumber than I first thought. And your little cronies can't be far behind.<BR/><BR/>*ahem*<BR/><BR/>First off, TH does not affect Armoury Crate drops, you moron. If it did, wouldn't every KS or BCNM strategy include a THF?<BR/><BR/>Your "proof" is nothing more than a confession of your own ignorance of game mechanics. It is sad that people, no matter how stupid, pay attention to you.<BR/><BR/>Failure #1 - Fails at basic logic<BR/>Failure #2 - Fails to understand game mechanics<BR/><BR/><BR/>Second, do you really think I would post my blogs from work? I made that post LAST NIGHT, retard.<BR/><BR/>I haven't been into work since. Thus, your proof is nothing more than an idiot running around taking screenshots and talking to himself.<BR/><BR/>Failure #3 - Failure to use even the most basic common sense<BR/><BR/><BR/>Third, people from your own server have already posted that they will no longer invite you. Thus, the need for me to even consider banning you is moot.<BR/><BR/>Failure #4 - Failure to accept the obvious<BR/><BR/><BR/>Fourth, as pretty much every other poster has pointed out, no one would even care if I were a fake. Nobody.<BR/><BR/>They're hear to read my writing and my take on the GM job. They are here for the content and the humor.<BR/><BR/>Failure #5 - Failure to understand the matter at hand.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Fifth, everyone has already figured out (and many have already posted) that the only reason you are here is because you are jealous.<BR/><BR/>You thought you were the big man and it turns out you are just plain dominated. Your piddly little in game successes pale in comparison and it eats you up inside.<BR/><BR/>And we all see it.<BR/><BR/>Go to Jeuno and shout your name and see what kind of response you get. Then shout my name.<BR/><BR/>That's all the proof you should need, bitch.<BR/><BR/>Failure #6 - Failure to accept what you have and stop hating those better than you.<BR/><BR/><BR/>In closing, I would like to say that this little exercise has been quite entertaining for me. It would have been more fun if you weren't making my arguments for me, but I have always enjoyed pointing out the stupidity of conceited people.<BR/><BR/>And, for the reasons listed above, I can concretely say that you fail. You fail at arguing, you fail at playing, you fail at being.<BR/><BR/>You fail at life.<BR/><BR/>Thank you,<BR/>[GM]DaveGoblin Smithyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06988847269710312122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-1146472551997171722006-05-01T01:35:00.000-07:002006-05-01T01:35:00.000-07:00Reeree says if you think [GM]Dave is funny then you who cares if he's real GM. It's like how you shouldn't ask your mommy and that guy with the funny hat she's always giving money to about the tooth fairy if you still get quarters under your pillow 'cause you might jinx it. <BR/><BR/>I love the Tooth Fairy! <BR/><BR/>And then she said that if you don't think [GM]Dave is funny then why would you come back here over like all those funny men keep coming back to your mom's house when you could go do something else like go outside or play Legos?<BR/><BR/>I love LEGOS! <BR/><BR/>Okay, bye.<BR/><BR/>Love,<BR/>Squirt! ^_^Squirthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01959876341630736062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-1146472174260318852006-05-01T01:29:00.000-07:002006-05-01T01:29:00.000-07:00Poor [GM]Dave. He writes about his experiences to share the pain. The desire to ram a pencil into your brain goes down when you get to ram a dragon into someone elses. <BR/><BR/>And does that release free him from the retards who cause the pain in the first place?<BR/><BR/>Apparently, it spawns more. <BR/><BR/>That's just so unfair. <BR/><BR/>I'd use words that were too large for you, so I'm going to make Squirt explain it. She's close to retarded, so you might bond. Let me give her a call...Reereehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05115101077933220986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-1146450480487082052006-04-30T19:28:00.000-07:002006-04-30T19:28:00.000-07:00OMG you're all fighting over the internet. I went through an entire handle of J.D. reading this fucking comments. Now I know how [GM]Dave feels.Richhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16081251441335382203noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-1146446989013851512006-04-30T18:29:00.000-07:002006-04-30T18:29:00.000-07:00Of course I have. <BR/><BR/>The papers have been filed and now I'm just waiting for the ceremonial wine (read: whisky) to arrive.<BR/><BR/>Pretty soon, Davism will be in full swing.Goblin Smithyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06988847269710312122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-1146446121620562452006-04-30T18:15:00.000-07:002006-04-30T18:15:00.000-07:00All right children.. (GMDave not included) thats enough.<BR/><BR/>You retards on Valefor(im now ashamed to admit i also am from Valefor) keep calling him out saying he out for attention, wtf do you think your doing?<BR/><BR/>Now, do what your mom always told you to do and ignore the stupid 'special' kids that wouldn't stop calling you names and shit.<BR/><BR/>They are NOT worth any more of our time, nor [GM]Dave's valuable time.Ahleyannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16768990873100281723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-1146445751204112392006-04-30T18:09:00.000-07:002006-04-30T18:09:00.000-07:00I don't even think his mom could say that with a straight face.Goblin Smithyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06988847269710312122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-1146444904000540762006-04-30T17:55:00.000-07:002006-04-30T17:55:00.000-07:00What the hell is with Valefor and morons that can't separate their text into paragraphs?<BR/><BR/>I mean if you're going to be stupid, at least do so in a manner that doesn't make people's eyes bleed.<BR/><BR/>Congratulations, James, on finding someone actually dumber than you to come here and back you up. I honestly didn't think you could do it.<BR/><BR/>Next thing I know, your mom will be in here telling me how awesome you really are.Goblin Smithyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06988847269710312122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-1146438958301534972006-04-30T16:15:00.000-07:002006-04-30T16:15:00.000-07:00James,<BR/><BR/>You fail for so many reasons.<BR/><BR/>I'm not going to ban you for one simple reason: you just banned yourself.<BR/><BR/>Everyone on your server now knows what an absolute moron you are. I don't have to do anything to your account because the people who read your comments will know better than to actually invite you.<BR/><BR/>I will toss on a good old THzero, though, so should any HNMLS ever consider inviting you, they'll have reason to reconsider.<BR/><BR/>I mean other than your rampant stupidity.<BR/><BR/>Your posts are filled with inaccuracies and errors so deep that everyone reading your mindless garbage has already figured out that you're nothing more than a pseudo-intellectual wannabe.<BR/><BR/>Also, before you say things like "he's got too much time on his hands", you may want to not spend an entire day posting in the comments section of a blog.<BR/><BR/>And speaking of blogs, I took the time to peruse yours.<BR/><BR/>Dashboard Confessional called. They want their Emo back.<BR/><BR/>Damn, man, could you be more pathetic. "For every hello there's a thousand good byes." The only goodbyes are the people who check out your blog and then uninstall Firefox just to cleanse the stupidity from their computers.<BR/><BR/>Like I said: You fail.<BR/><BR/>[GM]DaveGoblin Smithyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06988847269710312122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-1146429258912347522006-04-30T13:34:00.000-07:002006-04-30T13:34:00.000-07:00[GM]Dave>> I can transfer you to the complaints manager.<BR/>Player>> YES! RIGHT NOW!<BR/>[GM]Dave>> No problem.<BR/><BR/>I fucking love that part of the blogs. I eagerly await for them to get to that part >:-D<BR/><BR/>I also like the part at the end:<BR/><BR/>Player>> Then why do you think I'm retarded?<BR/>[GM]Dave>> Well you did ask to see the complaints manager.<BR/><BR/>Jormungand hits Player for 10,113 points of damage.<BR/>Player was defeated by Jormungand.<BR/><BR/>[GM]Dave>> Seems awfully retarded to me.<BR/><BR/>Golden. Like, Triforce golden.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-1146426724768703692006-04-30T12:52:00.000-07:002006-04-30T12:52:00.000-07:00<B>GM Call Description: [GM]Dave needs a raise.</B><BR/><BR/>XD<BR/><BR/>It reminds me of a time when I was seeking for an hour on NIN and no bites, and it turns out I forgot to go un-/anon. I only could laugh at myself. I should have said:<BR/><BR/><B>GM Call Description: I Screwed up, please feed me to Jormy</B>Christophehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13974766408700172660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-1146418524518701852006-04-30T10:35:00.000-07:002006-04-30T10:35:00.000-07:00[GM]Dave>> Let me check the logs.<BR/><BR/>*minutes pass*<BR/><BR/>[GM]Dave>> They were asking you to party.<BR/><BR/>Wow, some people. Just.... fucking wow. Here's a tear for you....Yawghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03021547102035674836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-1146418360978138232006-04-30T10:32:00.000-07:002006-04-30T10:32:00.000-07:00you forgot "*GLEE*"<BR/><BR/>... he totally deserved to be fed by Jormy.Bellemithrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13028224511974570699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-1146418200718318362006-04-30T10:30:00.000-07:002006-04-30T10:30:00.000-07:00Whisky.<BR/><BR/>Lots of whisky.Goblin Smithyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06988847269710312122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324432.post-1146412163757480382006-04-30T08:49:00.000-07:002006-04-30T08:49:00.000-07:00Yay for Jormy!<BR/><BR/>and retarded people feeding our laughter.BenoSmashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06800498916248562844noreply@blogger.com