Comments on Bannable Offenses: A Sad Pattern

Oh, Tarusummoner. You really disappoint me.How exa...

2006-04-30T05:43:00.000-07:00

Oh, Tarusummoner. You really disappoint me.

How exactly does one screenshot logs in FFXI?

You'd have to use Fraps, now wouldn't you?

Last time I checked, Fraps was not made by SE and, as such, can be deemed third party. This is a violation of your ToS.

Send in your little screenshots. I argue that they're photoshopped and I keep my job. And you just gave me airtight proof that you broke the rules.

Say baibai to your little character.

Honestly, from your first post, I was expecting better. This is just childish and pedantic.

You fail.

I like how they tell you that you use the dragon t...

2006-04-29T17:39:00.000-07:00

I like how they tell you that you use the dragon too much and then ask and expect you to feed them to it...

Just a quick comment, GM Dave, just keep posting t...

2006-04-29T12:58:00.000-07:00

Just a quick comment, GM Dave, just keep posting this stuff, I think you polarize people and certainly make me lol. Feed them ALL the the Dragons lol!!

Just have to say that this is some of the funniest...

2006-04-29T11:29:00.000-07:00

Just have to say that this is some of the funniest stuff I have read about MMO's. I had to do a blurb on my EQ2/ESIV blog about it and added you to my links at wearypaladin.blogspot.com

Apparently, Elmiwhatsit, you have never had to dea...

2006-04-29T10:36:00.000-07:00

Apparently, Elmiwhatsit, you have never had to deal with dipshits asking you stupid questions. They waste your time, and for what? To ask if someone exists? Fuck that.

[GM]Dave, you have way more tolerance than one could imagine. I don't know how you do it, besides the fact that you can basically shove one's head up there own ass.

Yea, that's probably the reason.

Keep kicking ass,
~The Timme.

You sir are a tossrag who deserves no less than a ...

2006-04-29T10:15:00.000-07:00

You sir are a tossrag who deserves no less than a smack in the mouth. Possibly, just possibly, you deserve to meet a bunch of scumbags in a dark alley at night. People with the power to do in real life what you have the power to do in game. And obviously, being the geeky friendless shite that you are, you'll get your face kicked in, and rightly so.

2006-04-29T10:13:00.000-07:00

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Why would anyone think they could get [GM]Dave fir...

2006-04-29T07:43:00.000-07:00

Why would anyone think they could get [GM]Dave fired?

Do you honestly think Square, the people who made this game, disapprove of his behavior?

Look at the game they gave you. Sold you, even. Multiple times through expansions. And then charged you a monthly fee to rent your characters.

Those people didn't do all that for love.

Square wants you, the players, to be punished.

Oh NOEZ!!!Dey is using teh snail mail against meh!...

2006-04-29T06:32:00.000-07:00

Oh NOEZ!!!

Dey is using teh snail mail against meh!!! Or teh FoneZ!

Do you honestly think there is any avenue of this system that works for your advantage?

Your problem is not reporting me. It's proving I even exist. I have access to every log of every event that I took part in.

Oh... wait...

Seems I just deleted all of those files.

Well, gosh, darn it.

Or did you really think a company would fire someone with absolutely no proof?

You fail.

[GM]Dave your blog is awesome. Screw the haters! Y...

2006-04-29T05:30:00.000-07:00

[GM]Dave your blog is awesome. Screw the haters! You have a wonderful way of writing and keeping people entertained. I enjoy your satire; please never stop blogging. I did the same thing weary samurai did, just so I could post comments.
Have a great day. Don't do too many shots because of the comments.....;-)

That is not me. That is just another lame poser wh...

2006-04-29T04:54:00.000-07:00

That is not me. That is just another lame poser who wishes they could be me.

Give a little man a little power and what do you g...

2006-04-29T01:29:00.000-07:00

Give a little man a little power and what do you get?

One smug little jerk. Good luck with your life.

"Please Feed Me To A Dragon!"Should have put him i...

2006-04-28T19:56:00.000-07:00

"Please Feed Me To A Dragon!"

Should have put him in a perpetual dragon eating scenario, he logs on dragon eats him, raise, eaten raise eaten..If thats possible

It's okay, Apxkp, dude. Can I call you Apple? Tha...

2006-04-28T16:01:00.000-07:00

It's okay, Apxkp, dude. Can I call you Apple? That other thing is like, totally unmanagable.

Look, Apple, I'm pretty sure despite your mating dance that Dave doesn't want to be your boyfriend. Don't take it too hard, little dude. You can totally sit in my lap if you want to.

Me and my ladies will help you during this discovery period. The Snuggleteddy's lap is nice, safe, comforting, and accepting.

You're not alone.

It's okay to be who you are. You don't need to fight it and lash out at others, projecting your own self-loathing on them. Love yourself, Apple.

You'll find an awesome boyfriend someday, I just know it.

Apxkp,I'd like to buy a vowel, please.

2006-04-28T15:52:00.000-07:00

Apxkp,

I'd like to buy a vowel, please.

Ok first of all, there was a screenshot?? where?Se...

2006-04-28T15:06:00.000-07:00

Ok first of all, there was a screenshot?? where?

Secondly...why must people show their ignorance on here. If you enjoy the blog, post and praise [GM] Dave's godlyness. If you don't like it...dont come here just to show your ass and be a buzzkill for the rest of us.
And by the way, Apxkp, did you ask your mommy if you could come here first? There is some explicit language at times...although those words might be too big for you to comprehend...

New game! Every time an idiot posts a comment in t...

2006-04-28T12:28:00.000-07:00

New game! Every time an idiot posts a comment in this blog, down a shot.

Or half a shot. It might add up after a while.

can i say it this time???APxKP u fail at life

2006-04-28T11:34:00.000-07:00

can i say it this time???

APxKP u fail at life

"[GM]Dave hug..."Your armor-shimmer stuff rubs off...

2006-04-28T11:02:00.000-07:00

"[GM]Dave hug..."

Your armor-shimmer stuff rubs off, I bet. It's gotta work like a moth's wing.

The last thing I want is an incandescent stain on my AFbody.

Yeah, but I also don't like making extra work for ...

2006-04-28T10:32:00.000-07:00

Yeah, but I also don't like making extra work for my fellow GMs.

They have enough trouble to deal with without morons calling asking for a "[GM]Dave hug".

At least calls like that are a minor ego-boost, as...

2006-04-28T10:29:00.000-07:00

At least calls like that are a minor ego-boost, as opposed to "ong my npc changed races!11shiftoneenter."

Go you.

I just don't understand the logic behind such stup...

2006-04-28T10:26:00.000-07:00

I just don't understand the logic behind such stupid calls.

"Hey! I'm going to call the guy who bans people for no reason!

That plan can't fail!"

I was wondering why you thanked me of polearm.

2006-04-28T09:42:00.000-07:00

I was wondering why you thanked me of polearm.

I have never been benevolent.I prefer beneviolent....

2006-04-28T09:12:00.000-07:00

I have never been benevolent.

I prefer beneviolent. I spread only violence that is beneficial to me.

Well, so much for [GM]Dave being a benevolent deit...

2006-04-28T08:14:00.000-07:00

Well, so much for [GM]Dave being a benevolent deity...

But in the long run, I'd much rather be puppy chow for a dragon than have my account razed.