Comments on Bannable Offenses: [GM]Dave's Regrets - Vol. 4

I gotta say dave - from the sound of it you were d...

2009-10-20T13:47:41.128-07:00

I gotta say dave - from the sound of it you were deffinatly about to get fucked. Just not in the sence you'd have thought...

I have this hunch that I'd probably have done ...

2009-10-19T19:59:05.109-07:00

I have this hunch that I'd probably have done the same thing if I'd gotten the chance.

The difference is that you GOT the chance.

Damn you.

Hey Dave, do you ever open large, suspicious packages that arrive in your mail, presumably from fans? Just asking.

^too instead of two. My brain went on vacation, a...

2009-10-18T12:28:39.786-07:00

^too instead of two. My brain went on vacation, apparently.

Man, I'm a lady two and I'm glad Dave didn...

2009-10-18T12:28:02.610-07:00

Man, I'm a lady two and I'm glad Dave didn't do it. I'm pretty sure those girls weren't really looking for a threesome.

Boys, us girls are cruel, cruel people in our teen years. Don't ever forget that.

Hey, you don't know how many hot girls I turne...

2009-10-16T19:09:16.257-07:00

Hey, you don't know how many hot girls I turned down because of that freakin Special level. Seriously, I hate Tubular.

..most of that was a lie.

I think this explains were all the inner rage come...

2009-10-16T15:48:47.606-07:00

I think this explains were all the inner rage comes from. You really just hate yourself for backing out. Here's something to bake your noodle though. Seeing as she's YOUR spawn, in 15 or 16 years or so that could be YOUR daughter and her best friend manipulating some poor lonely video game nerd.

Blueyez...I'll bring the camera...

2009-10-16T14:34:16.733-07:00

Blueyez...I'll bring the camera...

You know what would have happened if you'd sta...

2009-10-16T13:38:13.157-07:00

You know what would have happened if you'd stayed? They would have convinced you to drop your pants, gotten you into some extremely incriminating pose, then tied you up, pulled out the camera and laughed all the way to the printers to make lifesize color copies of that shit because you know what??? That stuff never happens in real life!
You shouldn't regret not having sex with them but you should definitely regret not staying to call their bluff. I was once a 17 year old girl and I think more likely than not they were just testing the extent of their newly found sexual power over boys.
Girls are evil, twisted and psychotic... I should know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JvExMnxB4w This e...

2009-10-16T13:15:11.015-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JvExMnxB4w

This explains why you did not do it, Dave.

You do know they was just trying to make you feel ...

2009-10-16T13:07:06.949-07:00

You do know they was just trying to make you feel uneasy, i doubt they would have had sex with you, but in other aspects....iam 17 and i would have jumped at the chance =P.......

Then played some mario.

I like booblars.

I know people are saying that shit can hit the fan...

2009-10-16T11:41:32.931-07:00

I know people are saying that shit can hit the fan and somehow if you did these two girls then the father could find out and it could be a lot of trouble if you're all neighbours, but what you should have done is had sex with those two, and right away convinced your parents to move far, far away so that you didn't have to worry about any regrets or consequences later.

It would have certainly been a win-win case for you. Poor Dave.

Thank you, Dave, for making me feel as though anyt...

2009-10-16T10:37:33.852-07:00

Thank you, Dave, for making me feel as though anything I ever have done or will do pales in comparison to how terribly retarded that was. I'm much happier with my life now.

Seriously though... You really did that? >____<

Honestly, maybe it was for the best? Maybe if you ...

2009-10-16T10:05:12.556-07:00

Honestly, maybe it was for the best? Maybe if you went with them your entire life would have changed? Never met your wife, never had your kid... Never played FFXI..

But man in me is still just asking "what the crap?" <_<

Holy shit dude. Wow. I mean, I can see a little ...

2009-10-16T07:40:23.967-07:00

Holy shit dude. Wow. I mean, I can see a little bit of panic, but to back out? That blows a lot of my regrets right out of the water though, so thanks. I guess.

Damnit Dave, DAMNIT.

2009-10-16T06:24:36.406-07:00

Damnit Dave, DAMNIT.

I don't care what these other people say it ju...

2009-10-16T06:19:49.378-07:00

I don't care what these other people say it just something you shouldn't have done no matter what...

Like someone else said... You should be banned!

I don't blame ya. A "unlikely" situ...

2009-10-16T04:30:56.846-07:00

I don't blame ya.

A "unlikely" situation like this is not something most people mentally prepare for before hand.

I would have freaked out and bailed too.

Not to mention as someone pointed out, if shit hits the fan, you will have to be dealing with said neighbour ... until you move.

Man, you could have had two chicks at the same tim...

2009-10-16T03:48:40.968-07:00

Man, you could have had two chicks at the same time WITHOUT a million dollars.

I would have fled too... There's one thing I&...

2009-10-16T02:05:41.691-07:00

I would have fled too...

There's one thing I've learned through life and innumerable horror movies.

Hot girls who want to have sex with you are hiding something and it's probably not going to be pleasant for you in the end.

They're either going to try and implant something into you... or feed on you.. or something, something that isn't vaguely sexy..and yes, I know the previous two examples could be construed as extre... ok, look, let's just move on. Hell, I could type 'cat shit' right now and some of you would still find it sexy. Sicko's. 'Cat Shit'. See?

Good call Dave, you'll probably be one of the only few guys with a chance at surviving the coming zombie apocalypse.

If I could ban you, I would.

2009-10-15T21:52:11.340-07:00

If I could ban you, I would.

Where as I can understand your regret. I must say,...

2009-10-15T21:44:59.284-07:00

Where as I can understand your regret. I must say, I'm proud of you, Dave.

WTF!!!! There is something seriously wrong with yo...

2009-10-15T21:13:39.780-07:00

WTF!!!! There is something seriously wrong with your younger self. Even as a 17 year old guy who spends most of his time on XI, if that had ever happened to me, i would have put the keyboard down, let my party die cause im probably the healer, and gone and done them.

@Sword: Blackmail? Dave could have easily turned t...

2009-10-15T20:16:25.304-07:00

@Sword: Blackmail? Dave could have easily turned this around and threatened to tell the neighbor about his slutty daughter.

It's okay Dave, you were a nerd with no balls when you were younger. We all have some equally depressing story about shying away from some amazing sexual conquest.

Except pornstars. YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A PORNSTAR!

I dunno it was actually a pretty smart move. Being...

2009-10-15T20:12:13.894-07:00

I dunno it was actually a pretty smart move. Being this was his neighbor he would have absolutely no way to run and hide if shit hit the fan. You know her dad wouldve been gunning for him first chance he left the house if they were ever caught or he got either of them pregnet.

Then there is the blackmail. Girls are evil, and I know many who would love to find any way to make men their bitch.

Dear god, what the hell is wrong with you? I woul...

2009-10-15T19:56:56.157-07:00

Dear god, what the hell is wrong with you?

I would have wished for that to happen when I was 16-17, I'd wish it to happen now. He'll, I've been wishing it would happen since I hit puberty.

Dear god man!